Quixtar's Bizarre Internet Critics Have No Place to Go But Down

Question:

What do:

1. a phony, lying, hypocritical Quixtar “competitor” (term used very loosely);
2. a broke Internet journalist with a broken car;
3. an angry, lonely, middle-aged man in an entry level engineering job who prefers living in Europe to the United States,
4. a freakish college professor in poor standing, and
5. a radical femi-Nazi woman,

all have in common?

Answer:

They make up the bizarre band of Internet Terrorists who spend their pathetic lives trashing Quixtar and its IBOs.

Haven’t you wondered?

Haven’t you tried to imagine it?

Picture in your mind these five society rejects logging onto the Internet and typing bad things about people, intent on harming Quixtar.

See them rubbing their hands together with glee and excitement about the pain they unjustly inflict on people.

Watch them brag to their friends about how they are ruining a great business and hurting small business owners everywhere, all the while seeing their credibility and circle of friends diminish.

See them puff out their chests and get sanctimonious at family gatherings as they try to explain their sadistic crusade.

Watch their addiction to “smear” grow over the weeks and months until they become poisoned by their own venom.

Watch them slowly ruin their own lives by trying to ruin the lives of others.

You would think they would learn.

From their position there is no place to go but down.

Sooner or later, they will wake up and realize they wasted their entire lives for nothing.

What do I mean by this?

This bizarre group of Internet Critics of Quixtar are bent on the destruction of Quixtar and every one of its IBOs.

But they are incapable of making it come to pass, despite wasting every one of their waking hours on it.

Quixtar continues to grow and thrive despite their best efforts. (This past fiscal year saw many more new "pin achievers" of all levels than the previous year, and that year was bigger than the previous year, etc. Sales were up again for the fifth year in a row, bonuses paid out was bigger, sponsoring was increased, partner store volume was up, core-line volume was up, the number of partner stores was up, topping 100!, the number of IBOs making money was up, and more).

The poetic justice is that the people who build the Quixtar business will be rewarded economically for their efforts to serve and help people, while the unstable Internet critics of Quixtar will be denigrated and depraved as a result of their efforts to hurt people.

The only way out for these sore losers?

Get a real life.